DAT A7

"Nibby" (nibby68)
08/26/2014 at 16:27 • Filed to: None

All of my wants.

DISCUSSION (89)

My citroen won't start > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:30

There is a black one near my house, I see it occasionally but only at night. It looks evil.

Brian Silvestro > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:31

I've seen the refreshed face in real life a few times.

OMG NEED

mcseanerson > My citroen won't start
08/26/2014 at 16:32

Why do people buy Panameras again?

Saracen > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:33

I saw a dark gray RS7 on the commute this morning, with 20" bronze HRE's. (sorry now SR20)

Nibby > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 16:33

My neighbor has a white S7, a new black GL550, and a new white Stingray convertible. I must... uh, befriend him. Even though he doesn't even wave back at my family :(

My citroen won't start > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 16:33

Alcohol induced blindness?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 16:34

Because it says PORSCHE on it.

mazda616 > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:35

O__O

That's amazing, and it's even my favorite color!

Brian Silvestro > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:35

Shit, I'd kind of be annoyed to see those cars everyday and know they're not mine.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 16:35

I can't stand this car...

MylesD > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:38

Unnghhhh

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 16:38

Is it because it's a douche car in CA? Because that's easily believable.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:38

Kinja'd!!!

So much RED.

Sepang Blue, please.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 16:39

What is it?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 16:39

Because fast.

Roundbadge > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:40

Kinja'd!!!

In the words of Billy Madison, "...want to touch the heinie..."

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 16:41

YES

It's the So Cal douchemobile

Also I hate the droopy ass. It only looks acceptable because the Panamera's is so much worse

And I hate how big and heavy it is

Vicente Esteve > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:41

Kinja'd!!!

Poker Face

mcseanerson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/26/2014 at 16:43

y no RS7?

Nibby > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 16:43

FIESTA/BOXSTER LIFE

Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/26/2014 at 16:43

Here are my reasons:

1. It's the So Cal douchemobile. The worst drivers in So Call all drive an A7! (and wish they had the S or RS model).

2. I hate the droopy ass. It only looks acceptable because the Panamera's is so much worse

3. And I hate how big and heavy it is

Nibby > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 16:43

WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS. (kidding, brotherly love)

Manuél Ferrari > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:44

I'm sorry! I almost didn't say anything because I didn't want to be shunned. But I couldn't help but speak my mind. I've been cut off, tail gated, etc by SO many A7 drivers that I've become repulsed by them.

Thank you for not sending hit men after me

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 16:45

1. I love the looks, and the RS7 is the shit.

2. I'd never actually buy an RS7 variant because big/heavy/no Manuél

Brian Silvestro > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 16:46

I'm at college now so it's just "man I hope my car is still there tomorrow."

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 16:47

1. But dat droopy ass!

1b. The RS7 is an amazingly fast machine. I don't hate the RS7. It's like the 360CS - I may not like the standard 360 because of its looks but I still respect the shit out of the 360CS.

2. I can live with the DCT as long as another car has our good buddy in it. But the weight...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 16:49

SO WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING FOR 16M

Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/26/2014 at 16:49

Sepang Blue all the things

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 16:50

old man is trying to stop me from executing this crazy idea...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 16:52

"BUY MY 612/F430 DAMMIT"

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 16:53

Yup :/

I bet he wants that really bad so he can buy a black over tan 458 spider

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 16:54

I guarantee that's why. He's plotting, just like your doge.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 16:56

They are plotting together!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 16:56

Mother of god.

Leave the country. It is the only way.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:00

You're right. If I don't leave to an undisclosed country then I'll be chauffeuring doge around in the 612 all week long. That will be expensive. And boring.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:08

"OMG why do we have to stop to talk to EVERY girl doge?!"

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:25

BOOM

I found the article I was talking about the other day

http://www.motortrend.com/features/perfo…

They didn't like much about the 1M. Not the steering, handling or braking.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:26

Hahahaha

He would totally do that

And invite them in

The car would be a mess

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:30

NOOO

LIES

*shuts computer, throws out window*

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:31

Haha sorry

Funny how I saw the post on the 1M right after finding this link and sending it to you

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:33

THERE IS NO GOD

1M is one of the best BMWs ever! That's what I'll keep telling myself.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:36

Stop repeating what the Internet tells you!

I highly doubt the 1M is one of the best BMWs ever. I bet a Euro Spec E36 M3 is way more fun to drive!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:38

I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA

*covers ears yelling nonsense to drown out your internet voice*

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:40

TURBOS ARE FOR WEENIES

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:42

That's something I can agree with. I only have one exception to that statement.

ASS

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:44

oh gawd

ok here are our exceptions:

1. if the car has DAT ASS

2. if FiST. because reliable turbo fun car for people whose dads won't let them buy used cars

3. 288 GTO, 959, F40, P1, any turbo charged hypercar

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:47

FiST is a peasant's economy car with a turbo on it!

It feels wrong to put it on a pedestal just because I own one.

And yes, all of the legend cars above deserve recognition.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:48

But it's not YOUR fault you had to buy an new car. So you get a pass.

You had a budget and had to buy the best new car within that budget. So you had to get the turbo charged peasants car!

I know you would have got the GTV if your Dad allowed you to choose how to spend YOUR OWN GOD DAMN MONEY

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:50

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*goes back to looking at this gallery*

*cries*

Pessimippopotamus > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:51

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 17:52

Idea!

We should use a time machine to go back to 1975 and buy new GTVs that have no rust on them!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Pessimippopotamus
08/26/2014 at 17:53

Just so perfect with the silver accents.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 17:54

That's what I'd do. I'd give up the internet to live in that time.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 17:56

Yeah, I'd choose the RS7 over a Panamera every time...

Unless I somehow became dumb enough to decide to track a car that heavy.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Saracen
08/26/2014 at 17:56

Track it down.

mcseanerson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/26/2014 at 17:58

Why would you track something with four doors to begin with?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 18:00

Because I can. =)

Kinja'd!!!

MT:

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One of the greatest engines on sale today. One of the pushiest, most understeering chassis, too.

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The shift paddle travel is too long. Oh, who are we kidding? If you can afford it, you should buy it, because its one of the world's best cars.

http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/seda…

mcseanerson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/26/2014 at 18:02

But you'd have to look at it.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 18:04

I'd just back it in to every parking space.

So conflicted! Good thing there's no way I'll ever have to actually make this decision...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 18:15

How many years for an RS7 to depreciate to $30k?

mcseanerson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/26/2014 at 18:17

An RS7, no idea. http://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/…
This A7 is already down to 37k.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 18:18

Half price in 2 years. Damn.

Just need to convince the wife she needs one of these instead of an MDX...

Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/26/2014 at 18:58

Can I get it in wagon form, please?

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 18:59

We'd probably die though

No ABS and everybody thought it was safe to do cocaine

It was a crazy time...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 19:00

YOLO

I'd be famous for making up that phrase.

Then do a bunch of cocaine and race my Alfa away.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 19:03

HAHA. You would go down as the inventor of YOLO! You would eventually die when you did too much cocaine and drove your Alfa too fast to Studio 54, crashing through the front and killing 30 people

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 19:10

What a way to go!

Too many dead people though. I'd rather be that guy that died on track due to cocaine and it making me over-confident.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 19:13

Haha true

At track by self. Nobody else killed

How awesome was that Me Gusta shifter??

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 19:15

SO AWESOME

Too bad I can't do that with mine

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 19:32

I wonder if I can do it with mine

probably not

bubblestheturtle > Nibby
08/26/2014 at 19:33

Got to sit in one of these at CarMax. It was amazing.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 19:51

If you had a Manuél M3 you'd be able to!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 19:57

Haha true! It's gear shift knob looks different than the 997 knob

But thank Gott my E90 is DCT

It really came in handy yesterday for work

I don't regret the DCT decision in that car one bit

But what I should have done is got the E46 Manuél edition. Then you would have liked it more!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 20:07

Still wouldn't have like it enough for me to buy one!

And it would be worth more.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 20:16

No.

- Audi USA

Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/26/2014 at 20:32

Y U HATE US AUDI USA??

To me the big wagon is way cooler than the A7

If they car is already big and heavy then why not wagon? Why get droopy butt just to save a little weight and (IMO) negatively impact the looks?

Big wagons look so much better than big fastback-things. The Panamera Sport Turismo wagon concept is awesome looking even though the Panamera looks funny to me. And every Audi wagon ever looks amazing

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 20:32

LOL. You would still be like "I hate it, sell it, eww get rid of it!"

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/26/2014 at 20:43

You're right!

Just like the one you have now. SELL THAT SHIT ASAP

Also, here is more things on the internet I don't want to believe:

http://www.6speedonline.com/articles/ferra…

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/26/2014 at 20:52

I still don't want to sell it until I have to, haha

You must believe it

It's happening no matter what...

No mini V12 Dino for us :(